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NOT FAR WRONG	Mom: "Do you know what a ruminant is?" Katie: "Isn't it an animal that chews the crud?"

Wicked Parties	Aunt Heather: Addie, you may wear the medieval princess dress to the party. Cousin Clara: Oh Addie... you get to be an evil princess!!

JUST DON'T CALL ME LATE FOR DINNER	This is an oldie from when Katie was almost three. Kates: Daddy calls her [my sister] Aunt Wendy. You call her Aunt Weed. Me: What do you call her? Kates: I call her yesterday!

THAT'S ONE LUCKY KID!	We must have "four-leaf clover" clover planted in the front yard because that is all the kids ever find. Yesterday, at my sister's house Gage ran in to say: "Look mom, I found a three leaf clover and I didn't even tear one off!"

HOT STUFF	Stephanie: "I'm waiting for my tea, so it can warm-off."

MODERN PSYCHOLOGY	Miles: "Confucius taught that through education, perseverance, and medication man could live a good, moral life." (should have been "meditation" - but hey, if the shoe fits, wear it!) ;-)

SICK TERMONOLOGY	Miles: "Mommy, my nose is plogged!"

HOMESCHOOL SUCCESS?	Gage (age 5): "We goed to the park, and.." Steph (age 3): "WENT, Gage!" Mom (age unspecified): sigh

SIMON WHO?	Mrs. Bokish: "Gage, what was the Apostle Peter's other name?" Gage: "Ummm..... Mac?" ???????!!!!!!!!

TRUE DILEMMA	Gage: "Mommy, Grant wants to play what I want to play, but I don't!"

DON'T TELL ME THE SEXES ARE THE SAME!	Steph (age 3): Gage, will you play tea party with me? Gage (age 4): No, I am off to do battle!

LESSONS IN VOCABULARY	Steph, while crawling like a crab backwards through the house: "Look, Mom, I'm a hypocrick!"

REFORMED GAGE	Mom: "Gage, what is the chief end of man?" Gage: "No running in the house!"